Worry in Ireland

Being in Ireland has been quite a time. I’ve stressed over portal assignments, papers, and not having any internet connections. Finally I found a sign that summed it all up so I thought I’d share it.

Irish Philosophy

There are only two things to worry about

either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,

Then you have nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,

There are two things to worry about.

Either you get well or you die.

If you get well,

There is nothing to worry about.

If you die,

There are two things to worry about.

Either you go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven,

You have nothing to worry about.

But if you got to hell,

You’ll be so damn busy shaking hands

with your friends.

You won’t have time to WORRY.