Absent Passport

I’m packed and ready to go, but I'm still waiting for my passport. I have this strong urge to go down to the passport office and yell at someone. I'm sure I'm not the only one that has had these urges since they have bullet proof glass and a security guard in place. 2 weeks is an outrageous amount of time for an expedited passport. As you might have surmised I'm not the most patient person. Unfortunately all I can do is wait since I have no other option.