Bad Blogger

I’ve been a bad blogger. BAD Blogger! I wish there was more time in the day to spend whiling it away with nonsensical musing on this blog. But there just isn’t, not that anything I have to say is super profound. Since it’s required, here are some musings I found to amuse and entertain…

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

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